Thursday, January 7, 2016

Thoughts on mediocrity and progress

Anyone with access to a blog - or newspaper column for that matter - has written or will write something with a headline like, "Should the Jets tank?" or, "What the hell is Chevy going to do?" in the coming weeks. The article will probably be some combination of frustration, angst, and pessimism, and almost assuredly utilize an image like the one below:

Bottom half of NHL standings, Jan. 4th, 2016

Things are going poorly. Five points out of last place poorly. The Jets are better than their record, but not that much better than their record. Add to this the unresolved contract statuses of Andrew Ladd and Dustin Byfuglien, the growing pains or disappointing first halves of most of their younger players, and a GM that only emerges once a year to make personnel moves by drafting 18-year-olds (the exception being if a roster player demands a trade multiple times and has his track suit thrown into the shower by the team's prom king / father figure). Suffice to say that it is not a comfortable time to be a Jets fan.

And more unpleasant buzz-kill is available for those who desire to look for it. One HockeyDB image and one Microsoft Word table should do the trick:

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Draft Position
Player First Selected
Mark Scheifele
Jacob Trouba
Josh Morrissey
Nikolai Ehlers
Kyle Connor

It would not be hard to argue that the Jets have been caught in a trap of mediocrity. In their fifth season under current management, the Jets have made the playoffs once and have never drafted higher than the 7th overall pick inherited from Atlanta. This is a problem if you believe that while Nik Ehlers (9th overall) is very good, odds are that Aaron Ekblad (1st overall), Sam Reinhart (2nd overall), Leon Draisaitl (3rd overall), and Sam Bennett (4th overall) will be a little bit better. The same could be said of every draft year. This is not to critique the Jets' drafting, which according to outside sources have left the Jets well-stocked relative to their peers. However it remains to be seen whether even above-average drafting (if this is even true, and if so, how repeatable it is) in the middle third of the first round will be enough to lift the Jets past both the NHL's established upper class and the ones who have added generational talents like Connor McDavid, Jack Eichel, or Auston Matthews to the fold. 

What should the Jets do, you ask? Since we can't go back in time and somehow force Chevy to avert the Stafford/Frolik downgrade, re-sign Stempniak, acquire a second actual NHL left-handed defenceman behind Toby Enstrom, and (of course) injure Ondrej Pavelec earlier in the season, one answer is to embrace the tank. Trade Dustin Byfuglien and Andrew Ladd for a combination of draft picks and players with term beyond this season. Put your best goalie back in the AHL and see what can be done to inch closer to Auston Matthews or another worthy consolation prize.

Tkachuk 2.0: hopefully less of an asshole!

Any combination of those moves, while rational, does not guarantee progress. Before this season it was generally accepted by fans that the Jets' struggles should be placed within the context of a general upward progression: Chipman & Co. bought a very bad team but would gradually transform it into a team that would consistently be a multi-round threat come playoff time. Following up their first playoff berth with a 6th or 7th place divisional finish while potentially losing two of their best players is a stinging setback - one that may linger next year as well, depending how Ladd and Byfuglien are replaced. If the Jets are still making progress under capable management, fans' patience is being tested at the very least.

But while the difficulties faced now are real we should also keep in mind that they will be fairly typical moving forward. Yes, the Jets are caught in a mediocrity trap. And so is every single other team in the NHL. While the degrees of ensnarement vary by team - and there are a few outliers such as the Chicago Blackhawks, 2014/15 Buffalo Sabres or the Edmonton Oilers, 2010 to 2015 TBD -  the differences are not all that stark.  Every team wants to be that consistent, multi-round playoff threat, but every team spends about the same amount on player salaries to do so. Every team says their plan is to "draft and develop", but how many scouting departments out-draft their peers with consistency? The standings reflect these small differences. Five points fewer and the Jets would be in last place. Seven additional points would put them in the playoffs.1 Things are close but... if you're hoping for either extreme, odds are you're not going to get it this year.

Connor Hellebuyck alone could reduce angst by 1000%.

Success in the NHL is an inefficiency that the market is quick to correct for. Even the Jets, with their limited successes so far, now must come to grips with this on the contract front. The Jets drafted two good players in Mark Scheifele and Jacob Trouba but beginning next season both players complete their team-friendly entry level deals and will be paid closer to market rates. These raises will require one or both of Andrew Ladd or Dustin Byfuglien - better players - to be jettisoned. That this we have reached this point with only one 4-game playoff appearance should certainly be a disappointment.

What is the direction of the Winnipeg Jets then? Onward and upward, or more seasons of missing the playoffs? Are Chevy & Co. shrewd managers outsmarting the rest of the league with regularity? Can't say that from this spot in the standings. Are they fools running the team into the ground? They've apparently drafted very well and their dumbest move was not re-signing one middle-six forward.2 Either extreme is a stretch. What the Jets are, is simply one of thirty teams trying to draft well, sign good contracts, avoid signing bad ones, and praying for a goaltending saviour. It's not the most dramatic story line but it'll still be fun, even if it isn't cheap.

I would expect the Jets to continue to be caught somewhere in the mediocrity trap. We can only hope that they can settle in above the playoff line sooner than later.

1 Wonder if playoff races are good for business?
2 That was the dumbest move. Worst move was Pavelec's 5-year contract.

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Will the 2015-16 Winnipeg Jets make the playoffs?

Holy shit. All the other teams have gotten better. Dallas traded for Patrick Sharp and signed a goalie who's actually okay. Edmonton finally drafted Connor McDavid, Calgary added Dougie Hamilton and pried even our very own Michael Frolik away from us. Other teams have done other crap.

Meanwhile the Jets have done seemingly nothing.1

As Jets fans, this is concerning and leads us to wonder if our inevitable rise to become Stanley Cup Champions in 2019 will entail more hardship in the short term. After their long-awaited first playoff appearance, the few moves that the Jets have made can be summed up as "lateral" - and even that probably requires some optimism. Then again the Jets were considered a strong team on the rise as last regular season drew to a close.

Which teams will miss?

For starters, we'since the Western Conference has only 14 teams we'll work at the question from it's negative: "Will the 2015-16 Winnipeg Jets miss the playoffs?" Six teams in the West will miss the playoffs. Same as last year. And... y'know... could be anyone, right, San Jose, Dallas, and LA?

"Very, very Likely" To Miss:

Phoenix Arizona Coyotes. They were really, really bad last year. They signed Antoine Vermette and drafted Dylan Strome 3rd overall. Probably they'll keep sucking.

Shit it starts getting close already... after one team!?!?

"Could make it but let's allow ourselves to pencil them in as missing":

Colorado Avalanche. They weren't off by that much last year and their goalie is crazy good and have some high-end young forwards.... but they only signed Carl Soderberg, Francois Beauchemin. They traded away more "now" than they got back in the Ryan O'Reilly trade. Let's say they'll miss!

Edmonton Oilers. Also signed some help for the blue line this summer. They don't have a crazy good goalie but they actually have a good coach now oh and Sidney Crosby scored 102 points in his rookie season... Connor McDavid will make a difference. But not enough. Let's say they miss!

Vancouver Canucks. Same goal differential as the Jets last year and had two more points. Thankfully for us they've had a bad off-season so far. The Canucks traded Kevin Bieksa and Eddie Lack for draft picks, Zach Kassian for Brandon Prust - all amounting to a likely downgrade this year. Still, not a bad team or anything... but man it would be so sweet for Jets fans for this team to finish 10th or 11th. Let's say they miss!

Hell no I'm not putting the Jets here!

"Unfortunately one of us is going to miss the playoffs: Pacific edition!":

Calgary Flames. They were supposed to be the easy pick for "team that made the playoffs last year but won't this year" but then they added Dougie Hamilton and Michael Frolik which are pretty nice. Still, they made the playoffs with really bad underlying stats. Who knows?

San Jose Sharks. They were supposed to win the Stanley Cup the last few years but instead had no success. They're taking a risk on their new goalie, Martin Jones, but risks can pay off. Also they signed notable "good players" Joel Ward and Paul Martin. Who knows?

LA Kings. They did win the Stanley Cup the year before last but last year the drugs got out of hand and their second-best defenceman was suspended by the league for some pretty horrible shit (violence against his wife). There's a few things up in the air with this team (what happens with that defenceman, if they can get out of Mike Richard's contract, etc) and the fact remains that they were below average last year - but it won't take much to get them into a playoff spot. Who knows?

"Unfortunately one of us is going to miss the playoffs: Central edition!":

Dallas Stars. Let's see: They added Patrick Sharp, Johnny Oduya, and Antti Niemi, who are good. They lost... not that much. Damn. They're probably going to be better. Especially considering that they received a .903 save percentage from their starting goalie last year. That's Pavelecian... and therefore scary for Winnipeg Jets fans for two reasons....

Winnipeg Jets. Michael Frolik, out. Alex Burmistrov, in. The Jets would have to be pleased if Burmistrov equalled Frolik's 2014-15 level of play. The rest is a mess as far as predictions go: Evander Kane? He only scored 10 goals in 37 games for the Jets before the injury/trade. Drew Stafford - who is still ultimately a downgrade on even crappy 2014-15 Evander Kane - will probably at least replace that unimpressive level of offensive production. The bottom six has question marks, such as will Nikolai Ehlers make the team and will he be any good in his first year? What else... a full season of Tyler Myers is an upgrade over Zach Bogosian. But all this doesn't matter unless the Jets get goaltending very close to Ondrej Pavelec's .920utlier save percentage last year; he had a .905 and .901 the previous two years. Thankfully rookie Michael Hutchinson posted a respectable .914, meaning the Jets' goaltending situation is better heading into this season than any other, although that isn't saying much.

Those other teams that we will pencil into making the playoffs:

Now we return to our stunningly detailed league-wide perspective. While it would be awesome if one of the remaining teams had a shitty year and missed - and it is possible - it's not exactly the likeliest thing in the world. Winnipeg could finish better than Chicago, Nashville, Minnesota, or St. Louis....(Anaheim doesn't really matter to us) and it wouldn't take a surprise team-wide cocaine addiction to make it so. One of these teams may miss. Still, once we get to the point of picking these teams to miss the playoffs, things just start to feel a little more unlikely. Cross our fingers and hope for a Cup hangover or a lengthier Pekka Rinne injury I suppose.


In order to make the playoffs, the Jets need to finish at least 5th in the Central Division. According to the borderline infallible logic above, that means being better than Dallas, Colorado, and one of LA, San Jose, and Calgary. The mix could be different - Chicago or Nashville instead of Dallas, say. Or if a team from the Pacific Division takes one of the Wild Card spots, the Jets would need to finish 4th or better in the Central. This shows that the playoffs are attainable once again but will require being better than a team like Dallas, which seems likely to rebound.

As a Jets fan, this would be far easier if the Jets had added Patrick Sharp or a legitimate top-4 left-handed defenceman. Put differently, if we had been handed an easy "yes" to the "will the Jets be better than last year?" question we could at least pencil them in to a playoff spot based on the fact they made it last year... and improved. Instead, the Jets replaced a good player (Michael Frolik) with a potentially good player (Alex Burmistrov). Youngsters Nik Ehlers, Joel Armia, Nic Petan, and Josh Morrissey might improve the Jets' depth. Perhaps most importantly, the specter of a return to Pavelec's career average save percentage (very bad) haunts any prediction involving the Jets returning to the playoffs.

This is all very difficult to predict. Flip a coin?

1 This is like that bad dream where I'm the one white kid in a Chinese Grade 5 class where all the other kids study day and night with their insane parents yell at them "COMPETE GLOBALLY OR GET LEFT BEHIND ECONOMICALLY!" and then remind them how they actually had an older sister but didn't want an older sister... every night. House of Cards-style. Man... competition is rough I tell ya.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Did the Jets lose Michael Frolik for nothing?

Let's get one thing out of the way: Michael Frolik is a good hockey player and I for one am disappointed that he will not be playing for the Jets for the next several years.Like, he's even better than Drew Stafford. So that's a bummer. And in a likely close playoff race ahead, not having Frolik may just be the difference between a playoff berth or not.

But Frolik is now gone and some are suggesting that the Jets have "lost him for nothing" or otherwise wasted him as an asset. I'd agree with this, except, y'know... the Jets made the playoffs, thanks in part to Frolik's help. Making the playoffs and competing for the Stanley Cup has value (for me at least), so I'm pleased in general with the value we got out of Frolik. That's pretty much it but since my editor wants a higher word count I'll go into more detail below.

History, and a few details

The Jets traded for Michael Frolik in the summer of 2013 from the Chicago Blackhawks in exchange for a 3rd round pick (74th overall) and a 5th round pick (134th overall). Frolik, 25 at the time, would be under team control for two more seasons.

Frolik played well his first year, scoring 15 goals and 42 points with excellent underlying numbers. Unfortunately, the Jets finished last in the Central and 9th worst in the league. He received a pay raise as an RFA during the summer of 2014 but he and the Jets did not agree to a long-term deal.2 He would earn $3-million and enter the 2014-15 season as a pending unrestricted free agent. The consternation began.

Frolik, the before-the-season pending-UFA

Having failed to sign Frolik to a multi-year extension and knowing that asset management is critical to a successful NHL franchise, what should the Jets have done heading into the 2014-15 season? How about halfway through the season when still no deal had been reached?

Entering the season, Frolik seemed a likely trade candidate since the Jets finished the previous season seven points out of a playoff spot and seemed determined to continue the insane Frontal Assault On All That Is Good And Holy by continuing to call Ondrej Pavelec an NHL starting goalie. The Jets were a near-consensus to miss the playoffs. If you believed the Jets season would be dismal, getting ready to field offers on Frolik would make sense.

However, even a shit-show like the 2014-15 Edmonton Oilers didn't begin to jettison good players until January 2nd, trading David Perron to the Penguins in the first "Good-Player-for-Future-Hope" swap of the season. Fans spending money on tickets need some modicum of excitement before flushing the season down the toilet - even Oiler fans. So it's unsurprising that the Jets did not trade Frolik before or very early in the season. Still, one could make an argument for trading him before the season if a good deal was out there, depending on if you thought the Jets would be good/bad. The consternation continued.

Frolik, the "the-trade-deadline-is-looming" pending-UFA

By the time January 2nd rolled around it turns out that the Jets were... good. They were getting the goaltending that had eluded them for years and had survived lengthy injuries - OR DRUG REHABS! - to pretty much every one of their defencemen. Two weeks later, James Mirtle wrote an article titled, "Yes, The Jets Are The Real Deal". And that felt pretty nice. As for Frolik, he was a valued contributor and was a notable part of this success.

The Jets' strong play continued and on the eve of the trade deadline, they destroyed the L.A. Kings and found themselves comfortably in a playoff spot. Already with the 7th-best score adjusted Corsi in the NHL, the Jets added depth forwards Jiri Tlusty and Lee Stempniak. This was considered by many smart hockey people to be a team that could do some damage in the playoffs and became a popular "dark horse" pick. Trading Frolik at this point would have lessened the Jets chances at going deep or even making the playoffs - which aren't really that different anymore, given the parity in the NHL. The consternation... abated because we began buying white t-shirts.

Having not been traded, was Frolik a wasted asset?

Of course, getting swept adding an exclamation mark to the Jets' eventual first round playoff exit (which was a definite buzzkill) but I don't think we should get all "the Jets are worse than Hitler" over it. The Jets were banged up. Our goaltending picked a bad time to wear off. Whatever. Luck happens. The better team won. That happened to other teams, too, and it doesn't mean that St. Louis, Nashville, or the Islanders, should have sold all expiring assets on March 2nd, either.

Whether or not you consider Frolik a wasted (or, more defensibly, "underutilized") asset depends in part on how much you value "higher playoff odds now" or "higher playoff odds later". Unless Frolik was some kind of surprise cancer in the dressing room, any realistic trade would have meant hurting the Jets' playoff chances now and helping them later. Draft picks, or the compromise option: a roster player with more term remaining - would have logically made the Jets weaker last season. On a well above-average possession team in a playoff spot, an equally valid question would be, "Would trading Frolik have wasted an opportunity?"

Clearly not all 8th seeds are the 2014 L.A. Kings and making a regular habit of trading/passing up future assets in order to squeak into the playoffs would likely not be good for an organization. But this was a chance to make their first playoff appearance and the Jets had a hungry core in their primes. If this were an underachieving team with only a slim chance at the playoffs at the trade deadline then you might as well trade him. However in the context described above, missing out on a couple draft picks seems a cheap price to pay to be a playoff "dark horse" and give your players playoff experience in the process.


If you find yourself disagreeing with this and having visions of that second and third round draft pick haunting your sleep I have to ask... just what exactly would those draft picks be for? To me at least, the correct answer is "to make the playoffs and compete for the Stanley Cup". And the Jets did that this spring. Maybe your standards such that we should always look to trade pending UFAs unless we are in a divisional playoff spot. Or we need to feel 60% sure we can make the Conference Finals or something. Those standards are unnecessarily high to me.

While things could have worked out better, such as via a team-friendly extension or longer playoff run, the Jets still made off well enough in their acquisition and employment of Michael Frolik. Costing the team only a 3rd and 5th round draft pick, Frolik played an important role in giving the Jets their first playoff berth, which is a notable accomplishment. His two years of service capped by the playoff experience was solid value received.

NOTE:  I'd like all rebuttals to my argument to refrain from using the Curtis Glencross trade and how it somehow got Calgary draft picks and a playoff series win and how Brad Treliving spent the entire 2014-15 shoving horseshoes up his ass. Thanks.

1 There really needs to be a "ceterus paribus" (all things being equal) NHL equivalent... like "without thinking about his cap hit and the implications of that cap hit on signing other good players and other complicated shit like that.... he's a good player".
2 If the 4 years, $16-million rumors are true, the Jets missed out.

Sunday, March 22, 2015

Ondrej Pavelec is kicking ass

It is time to stop and behold one of the amazing stories within the larger story that is the NHL: Ondrej Pavelec is kicking ass.

Now some will point out that his .916 save percentage is exactly average for NHL starters (30 games or more) and is only a few "that one must have been screened"s away from his own career average of .907. He has a consistent track record of below average play, a well-documented inability to track the puck, rebound control that----

I'm going to stop you right there. If you're thinking bizarre, "rational" shit like this on March 22nd, 2015 you need to strap on your space suit and return back to Winnipeg from whatever planet you're currently on. Pavs has been a fucking redemption story on skates since that abomination on March 10. He's won four straight games behind an injury-depleted lineup. Fans who wanted to ride him out of town were chanting his name. He's been a highlight machine - for all the right reasons.

Exhibit A: Statistical Evidence

It's hard to argue with facts. Statistics March 10 and earlier are unavailable.

Exhibit B: Video Evidence

Exhibit C: Anecdotal Evidence

Look. I was at the game on Thursday against the Blues and Pavs stopped everything. Well, I'm pretty sure the goal by David Backes will be overturned once the league reviews how much of a dick he is. Then he will have stopped everything. Anyways, Pavelec played incredible and followed that up with an actual shutout against Washington. Ondrej is on his game right now.

Gratuitous Thorburn pic.
Poetic Conclusion

So yes, Pavelec has been excellent; an excellence that has been enhanced by the absurdity of it all. Each miraculous save, each chant of "Pavy", each victory against playoff-caliber opponents is cast against the backdrop of our expectations: That the demise of a below-average goalie had finally come to a very public ending two Tuesday's ago against St. Louis. Many wondered if we had seen the last of him.

But my how things can change. If you aren't appreciating the hell out of how awesome, surreal, and downright beautiful Pavelec has been, you're missing out.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Losing five to four sucks hard

The funny thing about getting hosed by the Blues for two periods and going down 4-1? Probably somehow tying it up late only to see everybody's favorite goalie let in a 74' wrister from everybody's favorite asshole defenceman.

There were no words for this loss so I collected a couple gifs and found some pictures that allow us to envision Barrett Jackman as Adolf Hitler. Now leave me alone.

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Thursday, February 26, 2015

Should the Winnipeg Jets re-sign Michael Frolik?

Not Ashton Kutcher.

I'm willing to bet that every Winnipeg Jets fan loves Michael Frolik. He is a hard-working player, very good defensively, and able to contribute offensively as well. His accent is as endearing as his eyebrows are slanty.

After being acquired in the summer of 2013 Frolik has posted the following numbers:

143 Games is not exactly the longest-tenured Jet... but is past halfway to The Teemu Selanne Line!

These are more than respectable numbers, and his "fancier" numbers are even better. Frolik posted a Corsi of 53% last year and is up to 53.9% so far this season - 4th best among Jets forwards and 62nd among all league forwards (source: Not elite, but very good. It would be great to add more "Winnipeg Jets" rows to this graph.

Unfortunately there is the significant matter of Frolik's contract expiring this July. And this is where things get murky. The Jets don't simply get to sort the good players from the bad; The NHL salary cap as well as the Jets' slightly lower internal cap dictates otherwise. The Jets can still afford good things (those $10.25 beers do count for something) but there are tough choices to make. If this were a Louis C.K. sketch, it would go something like, "Of course the Jets should re-sign Frolik... but maybe... he wants more money than the value he provides and the Jets shouldn't sign re-sign him."

So how much is he worth? 

Pegging a player's value is not easy but Richard Pollock of Illegal Curve gave that more than a college try last summer during Frolik's RFA negotiations. Michael Frolik meet Andrew Cogliano:

Graph courtesy Richy P.

Cogliano was the Italian-Canadian, regular-eyebrowed clone of Michael Frolik last season and was signed to a four-year, $12 million contract. They were very similar. Frolik could not be signed to a long-term deal, however, so his question mark at the bottom of the graph can now be filled in with a 1-year, $3.3 million contract.

Now let's imagine that Frolik is a slightly better player than Cogliano, that Winnipeg is slightly colder than Anaheim, and that Cogliano may have preferred to take a slight discount to play on a very strong team. Let's also keep in mind that Frolik, at the time an RFA, signed his $3.3 million contract when the Jets were the only NHL team he could play for. We should expect Frolik's next contract to be higher. What else has happened in the world of million dollar contracts since then? To name a few:

  • David Bolland signed with Florida for 5 years, $27.5 million (5.5M AAV). 
  • Mathieu Perreault signed with the Jets for 3 years, $9 million (3M AAV).
  • Clarke MacArthur signed with the Sens for 5 years, $23.25 million (4.65M AAV)
  • Nick Foligno signed with Columbus for 6-years, $33 million (5.5M AAV). 

Not Will Forte battling Ashton Kutcher.

This blog is not your best source for contract comparisons so let's not waste each other's time. Foligno and MacArthur are better players than Frolik, Bolland's deal was - and is - the laughing stock of the league, and the Perreault signing looks to be the most team-friendly contract of the summer. No comparables are perfect. What do you want from me?

The contracts of Bolland and Foligno would be over-pays to Frolik. Another Perreault contract... just ain't happening. MacArthur money would be a slight but not insignificant (decimals count when you're talking millions) overpay for Frolik. Keep in mind, too, that the salary cap for next season was projected to "easily exceed $74 million" which was before the price of oil plummeted. Elliotte Friedman recently said a GM was now planning on a cap of $69 million. That's a big decrease. Term matters, too, and players were getting 5 and 6-year contracts. The Jets, who beat the drum of the long-term build ceaselessly,  likely treat those future commitments very seriously. Jacob Trouba will be 26 in the hypothetical 5th year of a Michael Frolik contract.

But these potential tough choices aren't just years away. Andrew Ladd and Dustin Byfuglien will be entering the final year of their respective contracts next season. Imagine the consternation if they are not extended this summer. Imagine it. Next year is also the last year of Jacob Trouba's entry-level contract. Mark Scheifele's entry-level contract expires this summer. As of November 8, 2014 the Jets had $9.6 million in cap space. Since then, the Jets are better off in actual dollars but lost some cap space in The Kane Myers Trade. Capgeek is down so this is almost a pointless endeavor. In any case, the Jets' internal cap is unknown... I hope this has been enlightening.

So let's say that the Jets and Michael Frolik do not agree as to his value - as is clearly the case in real life....

Have the Jets wasted an asset? 

Final picture of the article.

What this question will come down to is whether or not you believe that Kevin Cheveldayoff offered Frolik a fair contract extension this summer, and whether Frolik would prefer to sign long-term in a different market. If Chevy offered Frolik Clarke MacArthur money and term but was turned down we should all rest easy and enjoy his last twenty regular season games in a Jets uniform (and possibly count our blessings the contract wasn't signed).

While the Jets probably shouldn't expect many "hometown discounts" at this stage of the franchise, they should be wary of signing too many contracts at a premium. For what it's worth, rumors are that the Jets offered $16 million over 4 years and I don't think we would want the Jets to add a big decimal to that cap hit. Frolik's agent Alan Walsh may see David Bolland's contract as a comparable but the Jets need good contracts, not bad ones. Perhaps Frolik will sign a contract that breaks no banks and we will feel grumpy towards Chevy. We will have to wait and see.

Some have suggested that the Jets should avoid letting an asset walk for nothing, and move Frolik for a non-imminently-expiring asset (such as a draft pick or a player with term), which is a fair thought. We should remember thought that The Asset Known As Michael Frolik should not be thought of as a (just-turned) 27-year-old former 10th-overall pick with many prime playing years left; this asset is merely 20 games of Michael Frolik's services.

There would likely be some unequal value at play that would make a trade more attractive: Another team that would like to sign Frolik in the summer would see value in testing the fit during the stretch drive and begin negotiations before other teams can bid. Also, a team convinced it will make a deep playoff run would may be trading for 40+ games of Michael Frolik as opposed to 20 to 30. Still, those 20 to 30 games have big value to the Jets. At the risk of being myopic, a low-seed playoff berth almost certainly has more value to the Jets than any other team given the desire of True North to embody a winning organization.

I, like everyone else, have enjoyed having Michael Frolik as a member of the Winnipeg Jets and would love to see him in a Jets uniform again next year. Unfortunately for the Jets and fortunately for Frolik, it seems inevitable that he will get more on the open market than the Jets believe it's wise to pay. This however is the kind of calls a winning organization needs to be willing to make - and get right. Hold the faith, wait and see, for we have no other choice anyways.

And hey - it least it isn't that hard to change "67" into "57".

Sunday, August 10, 2014

Right Wing Mayoral Candidate Challenges Generous Do-Gooder To Walk A Mile in Rich Wife's Shoes

Winnipeg - One local mayoral candidate is tired of comments from the peanut gallery, or more aptly, the bannock gallery.

"People who actually spend time with the poor and suffering have no right to lecture those of us who are only forced to acknowledge their existence during the brief minutes when we walk from our luxury cars to our well-paying office jobs in the downtown area," said Gord Steeves, Winnipeg mayoral hopeful.

"That is why I challenge the Bannock Lady to stop feeding the homeless for just one day and see what my wife has to deal with."

Winnipeg's disadvantaged upper-middle class citizens have been struggling under the weight of having to deal with homeless people for some time now - not to mention the horrible roads, which is drawing the attention of human rights advocates. But according to Steeves' wife, Lorrie, who spends her days "grinding away" and "working hard" and "donating to the government," there are other problems outsiders don't see.

"Having to see a freeloding (sic) homeless person is hard enuff (sic) but not being able to vent and make racist generalisations (sic) on Facebook because my husband wants to be mayor only makes it werse (sic)" said Lorrie, in a written statement.

"I just feel that somtimes (sic) the rest of society doesn't care about people like us."

Experts agree that these problems are worsening in Winnipeg, where a growing segment of the population is forced to deal with the stresses of multiple car ownership, vacation plans and the dangerous trio of home ownership, cottage ownership and rental home ownership. It's a world that most Winnipeggers just can't understand without being there, Lorrie said.

"They don't know what it's like to own even one house. Or to be super busy. Or what it feels like to forget your Air Miles card when you're re-stocking your cabin with expensive alcohol for the long weakend (sic)."

Lorrie's husband Gord, at least, is proposing a long-term solution of rounding up the homeless in vans to take them "somewhere else" among a host of other well thought out policies such as selling everything the city owns. However, pundits are concerned that Steeves' courageous moral decision to represent primarily the disenfranchised middle-income demographic will turn off undecided homeless voters.

It remains to be seen if the plight of the upper-middle-class will become an election issue in a campaign. The Bannock Lady was unable to be reached for comment as she was making bannock for homeless people.
(This is satire)